pray…err
dear indifferent universe
i fear for my health.
i shall soon have a stroke
if myocardial infarction doesnt hit me first.
im only (write age here)
unmarried
childless
penniless
and have no relevant contribution to humanity whatsoever
except from my own share of carbon emmissions,
therefore immediate intervention is urgently needed.
if you could be so kind
as to let a tornado suck a better evolved person
from some distant civilization
where franz kafka is president
and drop him unscathed at my doorstep
to make my misery a little bit bearable
i promise to feed it three times a day
soak it with sun and sand
and paint it like a rainbow with my neurosis
then i swear to forever devote my life burning icons
if you find such request a little too kind for your ruthless humor
then i humbly ask that you grant me
thicker epithelials without getting cancer
blunter sensibility without becoming cynical
quicker wit slow at percieving offense
and take away this headache i get
trying so hard to endure
these noodle head, goody good two shoes.
p.s let it rain pistachios
11/06/2010
